One shared merch shelf serving all three wings.
Print-on-demand launching soon — no checkout yet. This is the concept shelf: mockups of the line we’re planning, drawn right here in CSS. Nothing is for sale today, no money changes hands, and the buttons below are honestly disabled.
For the wing that does one thing and does it well. Forest green, naturally.
For the wing the penguin built. Ice blue, obviously.
:wq stickerWrite and quit. The two most powerful characters in computing — slap it on your laptop and quit while you’re ahead.
M-x teeFor the extensible crowd. Execute: compliments.
Dishwasher-safe. Unlike the arguments.
The ed society meets never, because nobody could find the invitation. Frame not included; smugness included.
Squeezably neutral in the great distro debates. Squeaks in C.
All the blinkenlights, none of the octal. Suitable for framing or for intimidating houseguests.
All mockups on this page are drawn in CSS as concept art — no product photography, real or imagined. When print-on-demand goes live, this shelf gets real checkout buttons and we’ll say so loudly.